Description
FLOCK YOU™
Smile. You’re on camera.
Actually, you’re probably on twelve of them.
Meet the modern neighborhood bird: solar powered, pole mounted, never blinks, and has absolutely no interest in your bird feeder. It just wants to know where you’re going, when you went there, and apparently what your license plate had for breakfast.
We’re not saying somebody’s watching you.
We’re just saying the bird has Wi-Fi, a solar panel, an all-seeing eye, and receipts.
So wave. Look pretty. And remember:
If Big Brother is going to watch, the least you can do is say…
FLOCK YOU™.
— Lethal22
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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