Description
For all the astronauts who dreamed of planting a flag on the moon… and woke up with nothing but a warm beer and “zero-gravity excuses.”
This tee is a cosmic roast of “official narratives” and a cheers to the brave space cowboys who cracked open a cold one and found zero evidence… zero gravity… and zero regrets.
Wear it loud.
Wear it proud.
And the next time someone says, “We landed on the moon!” just tap the shirt and say:
“NADA, amigo. NADA.”
If they ask where the moon rocks are, just say:
“Hollywood forgot to ship them.”
Because when you’re rocketing around the cosmos with a beer can, the only thing you can count on is:
They lost the tapes… but we kept the receipts. 🛰️🍻
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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