Description
Because secrets were soooo last century.
Meet the shirt that finally exposes what everyone already suspected —
The cat wasn’t in the bag…
The bag was in the cat’s plan all along.
This tee is your official membership card to the “I know stuff, but I’m chill about it” club.
It’s cute enough for normies, symbolic enough for truth-seekers,
and ironic enough that even the secret-keepers get a little nervous
when you walk into the room.
Wear it for the laughs.
Wear it for the symbolism.
Wear it because mocking secrecy with a cartoon cat is the most peaceful rebellion imaginable.
Soft. Lightweight. Stretchy. Flattering.
Basically, everything the lizard people wish their mystery bags were.
Features
100% combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² — light enough for dancing, protesting, or casual truth-dropping
Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink like their credibility
Side-seamed construction — because even your shirt deserves structure
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability during heavy revelations
Sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer:
The fabric is slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors… which feels appropriate,
considering this shirt is literally about things becoming transparent. 😼
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