Occult Disinfectant

Description

Some stains are stubborn.
Coffee stains. Wine stains. Government corruption. Ancient secret societies.

For the first two, try detergent.
For the rest… you need something stronger.

Introducing Lethal22 Occult Disinfectant — the only spray scientifically engineered to eliminate:

• Hidden agendas
• Shadowy handshakes
• Cloaks, daggers, and secret meetings
• Ritual nonsense
• Bureaucratic mind control
• And the occasional illusion of authority

Just one spray and poof — suddenly the lights come on, the curtains open, and everyone starts speaking plain English again.

⚠ WARNING:
Contact may cause sudden outbreaks of truth, accountability, and uncomfortable transparency.

⚠ SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Asking too many questions
• Refusing to obey absurd rules
• A strange desire for Full Disclosure

Directions:
Shake vigorously.
Spray liberally around secrecy, corruption, and institutional nonsense.

Repeat until the truth emerges.

Lethal22 Occult Disinfectant
Because sunlight is good…
but sometimes you need the industrial strength version.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.