NADA – BLAST OFF by LETHAL22

Description

Mission status:
Launched.
Results:
NADA.

Introducing the most ambitious zero-progress mission in modern history. A fearless astronaut. A state-of-the-art weather balloon. A can labeled exactly what you’re getting.

This is for anyone who’s ever been told “it’s happening” while watching absolutely nothing happen. For those who recognize a big announcement, a dramatic countdown, and a final outcome that somehow equals… nothing.

No rockets.
No moon landing.
Just altitude, optimism, and a confident thumbs-up.

BLAST OFF.
(Results not guaranteed.)

LETHAL22

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.